I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.