People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.