We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

I find Mormons adorable.