We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them.

I find Mormons adorable.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.