We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.