I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.