I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.