I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.

I hate puppets so much. I dream about puppets all night. I see strings on people. The nice thing is we can just take a puppet and put it in front of a wall and blow the shit out of it.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.