What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!

After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!