You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

Were still gonna do those things not because weve got nothing to lose.. were still gonna do them because.. WERE RICH BIATCH!!

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

Evolution is your solution.