I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!

A man I respected very early in my career told me, 'If you wanna truly be good at this, you have to learn to hate.'