Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers

This Game is not over, it is just beginning.

Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!