Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!

Were still gonna do those things not because weve got nothing to lose.. were still gonna do them because.. WERE RICH BIATCH!!

You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers

He who laughs last, laughs best.

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!