Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

When you look across the ring at me, and you look into my eyes, you are not immmortal, you are not an icon; you are just like everybody else. You are an obstacle, and I will run you over. And that is not a threat, that is not a warning; that is just a fact! Because brother, I am THE GAME...and I AM THAT...DAMN...GOOD!