What the hell kind of family did I marry into?

He who laughs last, laughs best.

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

Batista does look pretty mad.

Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!

Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!