The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.

So you [Nicholas Kristof] have got this new column out, 12 steps for people who say are traumatized by the [ Donald Trump] election.

I definitely don't want to make Nicholas Kristof defend your employer, no one should have to do that but a sincere question.

I'm such a sap for democracy and politics that I get weepy when I see anybody voting.

I'm not for cutting off hands but I'm more for cutting off hands than I am for molesting children, if that's what it takes to stop it. I think that's fair.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?