The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing over the United States. It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States.

I will avoid demonizing people who don't agree with me about this election.

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Republicans can't run for office without the support of business.