I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

Angelina Jolie seems like she cries a lot, which puts me off.

I will avoid demonizing people who don't agree with me about this election.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?