I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Canadians are so easily wounded.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they're wrong. That's their business.

England, Australia, Israel, a few staunch, important allies internationally. But we have lost a lot of international support.

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.