When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.