It is a bad world, Donatus, an incredibly bad world. But I have discovered in the midst of it a quiet and good people who have learned the great secret of life. They have found a joy and wisdom which is a thousand times better than any of the pleasures of our sinful life. They are despised and persecuted, but they care not. They are masters of their souls. They have overcome the world. These people, Donatus, are Christians. . . and I am one of them.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

We have not to fear anything, except fear itself.

Son, you outgrew my lap, but never my heart.

Childhood friendship is the most beautiful memory that can't ever be replaced.