Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

Don't worry about what people say behind your back, they are the people who are finding faults in your life instead fixing the faults in their own life.

It's not about who is real to your face. It's about who stays real behind your back.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand.and touches your heart.

No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to.