The only way to have a best friend is to be one.

Democracy is a form of government that cannot long survive, for as soon as the people learn that they have a voice in the fiscal policies of the government, they will move to vote for themselves all the money in the treasury, and bankrupt the nation.

A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.

My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

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Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.