If voting made any difference, it would be illegal.

If you can't win your race, make sure the guy ahead of you breaks the record.

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you.

Sometimes me think, 'What is friend?' Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’

Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.

When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.