The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.

It is easier to live as a Protestant, but better to die as a Catholic.

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Now therefore, be it Resolved by the Fiftieth Annual Convention of the Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United States, That we hereby declare that we are unalterably opposed to any program which would entail the surrender of any part of the sovereignty of the United States of America in favor of a world government.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.

A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets.