The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.

It is hard to deal with someone who smiles and pretends to like you to your face and sticks that eight inch blade in your back when you turn around.

'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.

My favorite holiday memory was sitting at home all day in my pajamas during winter break for school watching a bunch of old Christmas movies like 'Jack Frost' and 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' with my siblings and parents.

My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.