Morality is how you go about getting what you want without screwing anybody to get it.

We were in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. It's a nice town, but it's aggressively quaint. They've got a popcorn shop above a waterfall and parades that come through town. It's all-American.

Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?' And then I realize, Jesus got crucified, so maybe his decision-making isn't all that great.

In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance to keep one's head.

Shopping online is fantastic for comparison shopping, because never before have you had the ability to see all the prices offered from everybody at one time.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.