Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!"
Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!
If people talk about you behind your back, that would mean you are in front, so stay ahead.
We fear our enemy but the bigger and real fear is that of a fake friend who is sweetest to your face and most vile behind your back.