In China, especially in the cities, if someone fainted on the streets, or if someone was knocked over by a car, you'll find lots of gawkers and gloaters, but rarely will you find someone willing to extend a helping hand.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

There are two important things for full success in life: 1. Don´t tell everything you know.

'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.