If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

Don't worry about what people say behind your back, they are the people who are finding faults in your life instead fixing the faults in their own life.

When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

I think that it would be more true to life, true to the Bible. I wouldn't have a problem with a black man playing Jesus. Being born in that part of the world, he would be more close to being black than white anyway. Although what he did transcended all races.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.