If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

A boy is a magical creature - you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things and I am greatly indebted to it. Geophysical evidence reveals the power of the stars and the planets in relation to the terrestrial. In turn, astrology reinforces this power to some extent. This is why astrology is like a life-giving elixir to mankind.

Nearly half of the American population is eagerly anticipating the end of the world. This dewy-eyed nihilism provides absolutely no incentive to build a sustainable civilization. Many of these people are lunatics, but they are not the lunatic fringe.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

May I never miss a sunset or rainbow because I am looking down.