If our government servants had to comply with the Sarbanes-Oxley Act as they have forced all of American business to do, they would be in jail.

To say she was attractive would be an understatement. Calling her 'attractive' would be like calling the Taj Mahal a marble grave.

All that you are seeking is also seeking you.

The philosophy that prepares a revolution and the sentiment that underpins the philosophy have, in every case the two pillars of nihilism and mysticism.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!