My dates are nightmares! If she were awake, alive, not on parole and truly single that would start. Place, time and what we do matters little if I'm out with the right woman.

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.

Believe in your work, educate yourself about the business, surround yourself with good people, set goals and timetables and stay focused on them.

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

Women and men basically want the same things. Trust. Respect. Support. Love. Room to grow and a major physical attraction.

Learn your audience and know how to reach them and don't sign anything without a good lawyer and a capable agent.

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.