If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

Football became my life at five or six. The earliest memory I have is of playing in my first boots, a pair of black and white Alan Balls. It was 1970, four years after the World Cup, and I scored three goals at school.

After 'Big Brother,' people came up to me in the street shouting, 'You woz robbed!'

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.