If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

Film is like football - you join a team, get close to one or two people, then never hear from them again. I don't get emotionally involved. Do one, move on.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.