Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!

Fear is the root of all courage.

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.