Vivian Stanshall Quotes

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.

If you see something you don't understand, smash it.

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.

Fear is the root of all courage.

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.

A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.