I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!
If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.
I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.