If you see something you don't understand, smash it.
Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.
I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.
A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.
If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.