Fear is the root of all courage.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.
Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!
Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?