I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!
Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.
Fear is the root of all courage.
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.
If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.
A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.