Fear is the root of all courage.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.
I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!
If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.
If you see something you don't understand, smash it.