A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.
Fear is the root of all courage.
If you see something you don't understand, smash it.
If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.