There's a fascination frantic in a ruin that's romantic.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

No good play is a success; fine writing and high morals are useless on the stage. I have been scribbling twaddle for thirty-five years to suit the public taste, and I should know.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.

In short, whoever you may be, To this conclusion you'll agree, When every one is somebodee, Then no one's anybody!

I accept refreshment at any hands, however lowly.