Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

When every blessed thing you have is made of silver, or of gold, you long for simple pewter.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And listen to the merry village chime.

In short, whoever you may be, To this conclusion you'll agree, When every one is somebodee, Then no one's anybody!

Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise.

Posterity shall know of me even less than I shall know of posterity.