I was really naïve. I had no idea artists made money.

I didn't even realize that people bought contemporary art . . . that people actually paid for it.

Well, art has to be sexy.

I was never a doodler. I had never felt a drive to draw... Actually when I was a kid, I really hated art classes. My father was a kind of a Sunday painter and he liked to draw and do water colors. So, I would bring him my assignment and he would do them for me, because it was easy for him to do.

Being an artist is supposed to be a scam, not a career.

I'm always looking at the computer. I make all of my work on the computer at some point or another. Almost all of the paintings come from a file.

The Internet has a lot of solutions. I found an insane way to trap chipmunks - it was too crazy not to try.