If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.