In like a dimwit, out like a light.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

We have met the enemy and he is us.