In like a dimwit, out like a light.

Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)

Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.