A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.
Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.
Women aren't as mere as they used to be.
If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.
Don't believe something just because you didn't read it in the papers. Wait until you haven't seen it on television.
We have met the enemy and he is us.