In like a dimwit, out like a light.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.

What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.