A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.