A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

Don't believe something just because you didn't read it in the papers. Wait until you haven't seen it on television.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.