Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.
I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.