I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!

To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.

Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.

Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.