Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.
I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.