My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.
To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
You see, my father was a Catholic priest, Greek Orthodox, but I think he started out as a Jew, then he became a Catholic priest.