I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.
To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.
It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.
Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.
We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?
There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!