Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.