Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

I'm really funny now.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.