Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.