You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.

Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.