By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.