Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.

Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.