You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists.

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.