You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the guys here. Blue jeans and a work shirt, salt of the earth, working man like yourself. Like they're somehow uncomfortable about being rich enough to sleep in a bed made of vaginas being pulled around the town at night by a fleet of gold-covered midgets.

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.

good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.