You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where humans are not welcome and those who stay suffer eight kinds of brain damage.

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.

I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.

Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists.

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?