If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.