If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.

Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.

There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God.