If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --

good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.